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The greatest sign that two people should be together, is when they fart simultaneously in harmony.
Did you smell that? Jime and Lauren just fate farted.
The skidding sound that is made when you are riding a skateboard and your wheel gets stopped by a pebble, usually sending you flying.
Tony was ripping on the sidewalk when he went flying and landed on his ass. I didn't see it, but I heard a pebble fart right before it happened.
When you rub a cherry on your gooch and then offer it to a friend.
I offers my girlfriend a fart cherry, only to explain after what it was.
When you seek pranking revenge, you take your socks off after a long day at work, roll them into a tight ball and fart directly into a sock. Then you throw the fart filled sock at across the room at your unsuspecting prey. The sock hits the person in the face. The stink bounces out of the sock and person has no choice but to smell your fecal vapor. Have fart will travel.
Lately, Missy has demonstrated how depraved she is. When her husband, Kevin, who did not clean up the kitchen befoe she came home from work and found him watching TV, performed the lude act of Fart-Triloquism. She actually threw her pungent fart--using her dirty sock as the transport vehicle at him. What a stink bomb!
A fart so nasty it makes your butthole wrinkle
I farted so hard it was classified as a wrinkle fart!!!