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Furby Time Machine, You poke it and it sends you back in time.
Where a man and a woman hug each to ther for ten whole minutes and then kiss ALL over
Me and My mom just had kissy time in the McDonald’s Ballpit
Astro Time is the time after 3 am in the morning, when no braincells are working anymore, so you basically talk garbage and go on autopilot. After Astro Time started you can't be held accountable for anything you say or do anymore, because you are literally becoming a dolphin and being only half conscious.
After 3 am there has to be sleeping time, which has to last about at least 10 hours. If it doesn't last 10 hours, that makes the next period of Astro Time start sooner. Let's do some maths, shall we?
E.g. If you sleep only 8 Hours, that makes Astro time start at 1 am approx.
This only applies to people who have the Name Astro or who are approved by someone who has the Name Astro or who are rewarded with the diagnosis of 'Astro Time Experiencer' by the High council of Long Furbies and Peepys under the birth sign of someone named Astro or with a Kokichi wooden (important) cutout in your room, witnessing you having the ritualistic seance for it.
(If you want to see Astro's public Instagram, just ask around in the High Council of Furbies and Peepys.)
"It's officially 3 am. That means we gonna wrap it up folks. No more spending time in the strip club, because I can't spend my money thoughtfully anymore. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro
"Good night folks, it's officially Astro Time, Time to stream, Time to create an ARG in the woods, in case y'all wanna see me do some shit with a portable generator and a ring light in cosplay, just click on 'join livestream'. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro (of course he won't ever generate content that is actually thought out. Why would he?)
The act of going back in time and killing someone before they can commit some form of atrocity. Ideally used for altering pop culture, not history.
Keanu Reeves needs a time by right after Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
In a csgo manner: Time Sticker means a sticker, that has date on it (like 2014 or 2016).
These types of stickers gain value over time, because they become more uncommon, or they even disappear from the Steam Market.
In other way: Time stickers were used sometimes instead of paint in WW2 to mark their guns, checkpoints or even clothings.
Some of these stickers can still exist, in Time Capsules.
CSGO player: HEY! You got a time sticker?
OWNER: YEAH, It will gain value over time..
CSGO player: For how much?
OWNER: Dunno, around 0.20€, but it will be 10 times more after two years.
Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.
“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”