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A holy artifact found 500 AD by father Frederick Michael IIV. He used it very often and recommended it to every God fearer. He claimed it healed the broken and made the hateful experience love.
"Did you bring your penis to church?"
"Don't forget to use your penis every night son!"
I feel bad for you man
Just scrolling through urban dictionary when ur bored in quarantine. It's ok, I'll be alone with you.
What is that?
Oh that, that's just a penis
That's majestic
Oh yeah I know right
"oh shit oh god my huge penis cant fit through the fucking door"
A (usually) big meat stick that you should put in your mouth and suck on but don't bite it or you might go to jail
Guy 1:can I suck your penis
Guy 2: sure but you have to promise to suck it till the milk comes out and drink it all
Guy 1: okay