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when a very large and hairy swedish man becomes worked up until he is sweating like none other. He then finds a random chick and dangles his balls over her mouth so she ends up lapping up all the sweat until she finally consumes his entire scrotum
Dude, i saw this sick ass swedish guy give this girl a swedish t-bag. I swear she drank at least a gallon of his sweat until she bit off his balls.
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A series of words you say while you are cussing some slut or manwhore out, in which this pharse can also be used as a pet name.
example1:Me: 0hh EMM qEE, cayden is such a slut face whore bag
example2:me: come here you slut face, whore bag, i missed you =D
When you take your man pouch and move it across an enemy's pillow when he's away. When he falls asleep his face will have been on where your business has lied. The number can be replaced with how ever many hours the victim sleeps.
Man: "I was so angry with Steve last night that while he went downstairs, I gave him the ten-hour t-bag."
Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.
Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.
A complete douche who goes around telling everyone about the new mountain dew cans.
Chris- "Hey, Mark did you see the new Mountain Dew cans?"
Mark- "Chris shutup, your being a real mountain dew-che bag right now!"
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1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.
2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.
3.) A douche.
4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.
5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.
6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.
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One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"
The sitiuation from jersey shore is a jersey shore douche bag
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