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fat fisting

The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.

“Maybe if you weren’t fat fisting the popcorn you wouldn’t have choked.”

by Brontonio October 22, 2021


fat mole

A sad sad man who drives a 2004 lawnmower late at night upsetting all his neighbours and when he’s not doing that he’s sat in a lay-by attacking his mates villages on coin master what a sad little mole.

The Fat Mole was put in the back of the police car. He was going down for life all because he had a shitty little decat to make up for his tiny penis.

by Brooo119 July 11, 2023


Fat boys marathon

Earthquake

I hate it when the fat boys marathon is on!

by car is a March 5, 2018


fat man's remorse

when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item

"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."

"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"

"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."

by randigirlfriend April 27, 2014


Fat Sack

When you are born with 12+ testicles in one scrotum.

WHOA HE HAS A FAT SACK

by Ms. Mccain March 20, 2017


Fat Sack

Bed, sleeping bag, or bed roll

Get your lazy ass out of the fat sack. We have an 10 click hump and are Oscar Mike in 15.

by Bad Ass Dad April 15, 2023


Pulling a fat

The term "pulling a fat" derives from Queens NYC street lingo. It is often used to describe an individual or organization whom displays behavior associated with the infamous Mohammad Khan of JHood. This behavior includes but is not limited to; flaking on moves right before they occur, making up an excuse to get out of a link, and capping in general.

Individuals who pull fats are considered highly dangerous. The NYPD recommends that if you see an individual pulling a fat you must contact the local authorities immediately.

Bruh moves is clipped this dude making up some BS excuse saying he lost his keys so he can't link smh this nigga stay pulling a fat

by QGTM juhurrrd September 26, 2021