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News Corp

Australia's de facto government, but the actual government defends them and lets them make so much decisions that they may as well be the real thing.

Also see shitfuckery

I am sick to fucking death of News Corp destroying the media and the country. Why can't it have a shred of independence and common sense? Hate living in Australia solely because of them. They claim to be "for all Australians" when not everyone wants to be associated with these wankers. Kevin Rudd made a petition to have a royal commission into them (kudos to him) but the government released an 100 page document basically just glorifying Murdoch, pissing all of us off. I will move to Addu City so I am not here when this act of treason gets too far.

by iDontTrustYou October 1, 2024


New Delhi Rogue

also known locally as balganga, during fellatio when the guy skillfully and surprisingly uses his ejaculate to colour the girls hair with white streaks, giving her a passing resemblance to rogue from the Xmen Franchise. Traditionally, this act is immediately followed up by the 90's xmen animated series theme instrumental.

omar is a total cylops! he gave jameela a new delhi rogue, she didnt see that coming! tan a nana na nana tan na na na nana!

by bonerpolice1000 May 3, 2023


Online News paper

Online News Paper published from Riyadh Saudi Arabia

Online News Paper
Online
News Updates

by Suhuf.com.sa December 25, 2011


New pair of whites

A new pair of all white airforce 1s

My boy got a new pair of whites

by santiswag September 29, 2021


New Pete

When an already flaccid and micro Pete moves on and subsequently becomes a fully inverted Peter.

A) Have you talked to Pete lately?
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.

by ABower March 20, 2018


House in New Orleans

There is a house in New Orleans, it’s called a the rising sun. Its in ruins. It causes sin and misery. It causes you to wear a ball and chain

Denier: there is no house in New Orleans

Based Chad: the animals reference

Denier: 😮

by Mr.Explaner August 21, 2022


Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.

Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024