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the stinkiest band of all time. fans are called fartists. listen to them on most streaming platforms.
did you hear the new Trash Fart album? It was so funny I shit my pants
A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
A pookie fart is a fart that comes out of your anus and crawls up the front.
Haley: Omg I just had a pookie, they feel so weird.
Kat: What's a pookie?
Haley: Y'know when you have those farts that come to the front and feel like a bubble?
Kat: 1, gross. 2, that's what that's called?
Haley: Yeah, a pookie fart is that.
When you accidentally secrete fecal matter, during a fart, that has a chewy texture.
When I was eating pussy, she let a chewy fart slip out.
A fart that smells so good you could eat it
My juatnket the best chewy fart.
1. The official language of someone who talks shit.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.
His illogical fart speak was enhanced by his disgusting rancid fart speak.
Raw Fart
When you fart so raw that Gordon Ramsey has to come in the bathroom to bitch-slap you off the toilet and yell “THATS’S SO FOCKING RAW”
Casual person: Ew, that smells like a raw fart
Gordon Ramsey: ITS SO FUCKING RAW