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a mom is everything. When you go through a breakup or anything bad, she is always there for you. she makes you food, she gives you a house and sometimes makes your bed. she is hilarious and funny and will always make you laugh, or even pee your pants. Even though you might yell, argue, or disagree with her she always will always love you more than you will ever know.

my mom is the best.

by baby.yoda_and_bb8.forlife November 28, 2019


Mom

Made
Of

Money

Me: “can we get McDonald's?”
Mom: “do you think I'm made of money?”
Me: “Mom stands for Made Of Money!!”
Mom: *glares at me*

by UrLazyFry March 4, 2022


Mom

The person who introduced me to "Your Name", the best selling anime movie of all time. She watched it with me and my brother twice. Through every part. YES, YOU WEEBS OUT THERE, YES, THE TIT SCENE IN THE BEGINNING MY MOTHER SAT THROUGH AND WATCHED IT WITH 2 TEENAGE BOYS. SHE IS THE BEST MOM IN THE FUCKING WORLD I BET YOU WISH YOU HAD A MOM LIKE THAT SHE WATCHEDAN ANIME AND ENJOYED IT HOW DOES IT FEEL

Friend 1: yo Noahs' mom likes Makoto Shinkai

Friend2: I wish my mom would watch anime with me I watched that one anime scene in kill bill and she slapped me and called me a weeb.

by Austin Powerz January 16, 2021


Mom

who I do in the bedroom

I did ur mom

by Fusion Boy23 September 15, 2022


mom

a mom L

what - UR MOM

by ReVaLi_21 October 25, 2022


mom

a large penis

i put a mom in your dads ass

by porkhub.com March 15, 2021


mom

someone who will beat your ass if you scream fortnight kid 42 times at 3 am in the morning and you will find yourself in a strange place when you wake up called an orphanage.

FORTNIGHT KID

FORTNIGHT KID

FORTNIGHT-
a strange figure appears called your mom
"sound of getting beatin by mom"

by fortnightkid10044 November 29, 2021