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I like your music taste

an alternative for one or more of the following:
1) Literally kiss me. I don’t think I've seen anyone as attractive as you before
2) I think the music you listen to is cool!

Example of usage 1:
Me: Hey what music do you listen to?
My crush: Oh you know, Clairo, Mitski, The Neighborhood, The 1975. Artists like that
Me: I like your music taste :))

Example of usage 2:
My friend: Yeah I just started listening to this new band. It’s really cool!
Me: Dude I like your music taste!

by Nolan <3 December 15, 2021


Liking a genie lamp

When someone tries to hit up your line on the gram; the abstract version of “u up”

Elsa liked Scott’s genie lamp. She was liking a genie lamp on Scott’s instagram.

by ElsalovesScott October 22, 2018


My religion's not like the others

The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P

Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.

by QuacksO September 18, 2018

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stuck like a record

A situation or incident that keeps getting stuck like a record and does not progress.

Certain people are habituated to being stuck like a record.

by doodling June 30, 2011


Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamousur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 March 26, 2018


Liked Begging

(1)When a youtuber says "leave a liked"
(2)When a youtuber says leave a like in the beginning of the video not even giving you a chance to even see if you like the video

Every small little struggle youtuber says leave a like 30 seconds into the video Not even giving me a chance To assess whether I liked it or not "Liked Begging"

by EmJayee March 6, 2020


act like future

acting like future” means like you’re acting like the rapper “Future”. You usually use the term when you want to act tough and a player like Future.

“he tryna act like future”
pov ur a lover girl forced to act like future”

by idkiwasbored01 November 21, 2023