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When you walk into a local school function, and you can't help but notice that the cups used to drink alcohol are red solo cups.
Terry walked into his New Year's Eve party, only to realize that it was a red solo cup party.
Terry got brain in five minutes.
v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.
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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.
The guy from Young Guns who's execution they botched, according to Billy the Kid.
Red Smitty still had a head before his hanging, but they made his rope too long.
When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!
"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."
When a bitch is looking through the period app, calendar app, Snapchat, messages, Instagram, etc. Trying to remember when her period started or ended
She can’t remember if she had just ended her period when we fucked or not. She’s going all red detective!
1) Having sex with a woman who is on her period. 2) A man's penis after having had sex with a woman on her period. 3) Female horniness when she is on her period.
I don't care if it will be messy, my girl's got red wood!
You don't need lube when you've got red wood!
Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!
The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.
"Excuse me, I believe you have my Red Swingline Stapler"