A fat wreck is a person, usually someone who is heartbroken or fucked up over a relationship, who has eaten their feelings, usually a large amount of junk food, and perhaps alcohol, and has reached the terminal capacity for food, and has no choice except to examine themselves, and the wreckage of chip bags, pizza boxes and beer cans littering their domicile.
A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.
"Man, what happened to you? Why is our apartment a disgusting mess?"
"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."
OR,
"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."
Or Adipophilia, is a fetish towards obese people, thats literally it. Its weird but not bad at the same time.
Basically almoist every twitter artist normalizes Fat Fetishism in their art (even if the artist or character is a minor)
Knicker fat: I.e when your cock juggling thunder cunt of a friend lee calls you knicker fat when on a night out.
Rachel: hey Lee
Lee: fuck off knicker fat
A phrase sometimes used by one gay couple to describe another gay couple, where one of the two men given this moniker is tall and stout, while the other is short and thin. It is generally only uttered behind the couple’s back, but almost always with affection and not malice. The short thin man is actually “Fat Boy” (this is the twist).
As I explained to you last week, there will be four other couples staying at the beach house. You’ve met all of them except for Alan and Mark. They’re a fat man and little boy, both went to college, both are in their 40’s. What else do you want to know?
Where you take your shirt off and spread Crisco or equivalent hydrogenated oil across your chest and let a dog lick it off.
Can someone Urban Dictionary and see what toss the fat around means. I feel like it might be dirty
To spread Cisco or some kind of oil on your chest and let a dog lick it off.
Bro last night I toss the fat around, the dog has never been happier.
Fat dag is an exclamation used when something is an inconvenience.
Person 1: Dude I totally failed that math test.
Person 2: Aw man I'm sorry that's a fat dag.