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The woman I did last night. Just kiddin it’s just the woman you came out of.
Your mom is really fuggin hot my dood.
Hey who are you?? And why have you lived in my home for 13 years????
I'm your son, mom
A woman thst created you. But also a woman who created onother boys before and after you. A woman who adores the youngest brat that acts innocent around her. A woman that scolds you instead of your brother when you and your brother are in a fight. A woman that makes you do loads of hw while a brother is off skiing. A woman who was a middle child when she was younger but can't relate to you being the middle child for some goddamn reason.
You: "Stop yelling younger bro my ears are gonna fall off"
Younger brother: "SHUT UP"
Mom: "BE QUIET MIDDLE CHILD! I'M TRYING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM HERE! YOUR YOUNGER BRO'S NOT EATING HIS FOOD SO I'M GONNA TRY FEEDING HIM! EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALREADY 10, BUT ACTS LIKE HE'S STILL 3!!"
The one who cares you someone deeply, your mom can be biological, or have no relation to you at all. You can decide who your mom is.
Walter: Who's that lady
Matt: That's my mom.....(smirks at Walters sexily ;))
a girl that another teenage girl looks up to. an idol, the mom of the friend group.
*ariana grande posts a new selfie*
me: “YAS SLAY ME MOM.”
Mom is who gave birth to ya, but she can be real annoying and boring.
Mom I'm going to my friend's house!
Why, Adam?