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1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.
2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?
Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.
Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.
Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.
Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are
Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys
an annoying person who won't stfu
dude, stfu you dumb cunt monkey
A person whom isn't too bothered about their appearance or the odour they produce. In other words they are a complete waste of space and pass their vileness onto the unsuspecting General Public
Charlie "What's that smell??"
Jess "It's that right Riffy Cunt!!!!"
A controlling roommate who micro manages people's lives and even forbids them from having sex in their own rented room.
Psychologically abusive towards their roommate and has a hobby of cyber bullying others.
Also said person has homophobic tendencies and incapable of understanding bisexuality.
That woman is so nosey and I think she's a cunt-troll.
A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.
I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.