Go down on one knee

Performing oral sex on a one legged woman

"Do you think Paul will ever go down on one knee again?"

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Wii Don't Have One

A child's lament over parent's refusal to add video game equipment to their already ridiculous collection of electronic gadgetry.

Dad: Wii Fit

Mom: Wii Iron Chef

Cousin: Wii Karaoke

Emma: Wii Don't Have One

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one holed skin flute

mouth organ.

she was playing the mouth organ when all of a sudden the spit guard started drippin'

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cut one from the herd

Pull a fat girl off Match.com, and beef her.

I'm feeling horny, better cut one from the herd

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one tree hill college

overall it is a pretty cool school, but to be honest it is full of SLUTS, MAN-WHORES and RAPIST cant forget about those gay faggots that act like girls but are actually
they are boys, most people know one tree hill college to be good in volleyball, rugby, touch, a.f.l and basketball, it is also known for getting pregnant at a young age and fucking each-other in the toilets, smoking weed and drinking because they be cool as fuck, the name O.T.H.C
is also known for Only The Hori Cunts, so go fucking clean yourself up!

boy: "hey baby are you wifi?"
girl: "who?, me, no!"
boy: "well i think i feel a connection..."
!the life of one tree hill college!
::girl and boy go to toilets, have sex, make babys, do the same thing the next day::

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odd one out

your an outcast lolololololololol jk i am

you mom odd one out

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Bavarian Big One

something that completely sucks.

getting really screwed over by a friend that you were depending on

"That Bites the Bavarian Big One."

My Pap use to Always say When he had to do Something that he did not want to, or if My Grandma would ask him Something,
"That really Bites the Bavarian Big One. Well, come on lets go."

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