Look at tobeys mom, she’s got it going on! I’d let her shit on my dick.
Moms life bro means that you love your mother and your brother by saying moms life bro
Me: My moms life bro. are the best life ever
Peter: OH I LIKE HUNTING. BILL HUNT FOREVER
The pinnacle of attraction. The baddest bitch of all. when a woman is so hot she can be described as Matthew's mom
"Did you see matthew's mom walking down the street. Straight baddie."
Where a 20-year-old describes their experiences with their mom from the perspective of a 9-year-old
"haha don't you just hate it when mom doesn't let you game past 10 pm" Said by 20-year-old single adult engaging in mom be like humour.
guy 1: i just had sex with nathans moms
guy 2: no way, you too???