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Farts as a form of intimacy

A hip new age way for couple to bond and connect on a deeper more spiritual level

Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally

by Badger girl 317 March 22, 2024


Pixie Fart

When someone shoves glitter into their anal cavity and then farts and glitter poofs out.

She bent over naked and pixie farted right in my face and that's why I'm covered in glitter.

by Soulsnacher69 October 3, 2022


fart doodoo

smelly fart 🥹 it smells so good i love eating manure and poop and crap i rub it all over myslef everyday mmmmm

i fart doodoo like my dead dog and dead grampa and dead dad and dead sister mmm its so susing good!!!1!1!!1

by Learning Student Of Education March 4, 2022


Grudge Fart

A special type of gaseous leak from ones ass that heads straight for ones own nasal cavity very fast. As if the fart Is going to give you a piece of his mind for birthing him.

I pulled off my covers only to be greeted by a grudge fart making me and my friends gag.

"Dude I swear that fart has it out for me! Must've been a grudge fart."

by M3NTALXHAZARD December 20, 2016


Smells Like Homeless Fart

Used when something is extremely cool or really good and great.

Damn that’s a nice jacket bro !! It smells like homeless fart !

That movie we watched last night smells like homeless fart , it was extremely good bro.

by April 22, 2023


Smack-fart

When you dab too fast, fart, and smack yourself in the face simultaneously.

Was that a dab, or just some weird smack-fart?

by CCRRBBFF July 27, 2020


Lingery Fart

A person who is typically disliked and unwanted in a group but still hangs around the group (Lingers, much like a smelly fart)

Person 1: Man that guy Bart won't leave our group even though he is a creep and nobody likes him.

Person 2: Sheeit, what a lingery fart

by Enzo_coil December 14, 2021