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Your best girl friends dicks name and you can’t handle it no one can and you wouldn’t know it if it hits you in the face
Heathers Truth, Danielle you can’t handle it! The truth is so hard to handle it will hit you in the face.
Tom Holland may be a good actor, but he can't sing.
Just like Dodie. It's the truth.
The fictitious court of law where individuals who made a false statement (told a lie) are tried by a jury.
Truth Court is packed with spectators. The court officer wears a white police shirt with an emblem on each sleeve and a gold badge on his chest. His tie and his pants are blue, and he has a police night stick on his belt. He is Hindi, and says, “Everyone please stand.”
The judge, Jason Trickspotterspeaks, wears black frame glasses, and speaks in a southern U.S. dialect.
The judge hits his gavel once and says, “Liars Court is now in session.
The complainant is suing Mr. Pepe Roni because the day they met he told her he was single and free, but was living with the woman he had divorced a year before meeting her.
The judge asks her, “Miss please state your name.”
“My name is Don’t Touch Me.”
“What do you do for a living.”
“I am the receptionist at Cutting-Edge Apps which sells apps wholesale and retail on the Web.”
“How did you meet the accused?
“He came to my company to demonstrate an app he sells called ‘Sex Rays’. While he waited he told me I was beautiful and invited me to lunch. “
“Did you accept?”
“I did, and later that day we met a few blocks from my job and ate pizza.”
“How was it?”
“It was good, Your Honor.
“Okay, Miss Touch Me, Liars Court financially compensates anyone who has been a victim of a false statement, a lie, which this court has verified took place.”
“Yes, Your Honor.”
“Did any of the lies you allege Mr. Pepe Roni told you cause you to suffer any economic loss?
The most manipulative RATIONALIZATION of being permitted to do anything WRONG as long as it takes place in " THERAPY".
Telling it exactly this way , " TELL IT LIKE IT IS ".
Dangerous, because " don't hang around try to prove your proud"
You have just been " PUNKED"
It is scary " THE THEY" predicted the future.
It's the WORLD OF PRATTLE.
URBAN DICTIONARY.
Oh yes, here is the THERAPY TRUTH coming from someone WYNN WARD , " as you don't trust me or even your MOM so I am going to do my ANAL ALAN therapy and you know what I do, I love ANAL THERAPY.
Oh yes, the purpose of THERAPY TRUTH is it gives overall THERAPY PURPOSE.
A piece technology is here and the best place to be is CUMULONIMBUS to express it loud as , " THERAPY TRUTH" , GET OFF OF MY CLOUD".
When it comes down to it NICK AT NITE can get to be just as the ADULT SWIM like that gigantic dog penis plant on myspace , that giant horse dick and that woman fucking her GERMAN SHEPPARD and that is the ADULT SWIM MYSPACE website on JANUARY 10, 2011 while sitting at EXTENDED STAY on SONY LAPTOP.
Seriously so DAVID DRUMMOND as DRUMMERS EAR as you sent me the ultimate BLACK BEATLE as this THERAPY TRUTH as born as that perfect consultant COVID CORONA H0LEY hit home so quickly as the COMPLEXITY IF THE GOOGLEPLEX and ANDY RUBIN opened up the GREATEST WORLD OF POSSIBILITIES as making the ANUS THE SEXUAL RING his wife was talking about.
TO tell you the THERAPY TRUTH I decided to take on therapy so I can PRATTLE and then learn how to find those LITTLE GIRLS to play BPM games with and play those HEYDAY SIXTIES with the PERFECT QUADROPHONIC!!!!
Hey ASSHOLES as AARON PECKHAM wants the most important THERAPY TRUTH and that is nothing but PERFECTION for the URBAN DICTIONARY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DEFINITIONS which , " hate to say this" TEARS FOR FEARS". In another words , SHOUT EWTRTW!!!!
Pretentious and uneducated young men who believe in shadow government instead of the real government, conspiracy archeology, and every guest Joe Rogan ever had on his podcast. Will not shut up about their one shroom trip. Not as dedicated to drugs as a Wook but not far from. A tinfoil hatter without the charm.
“This backward hat college kid keeps trying to tell me this photo of a crater is proof of giants, this education system only makes truth bros I swear.”