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National “Throw oyster crackers at your medium sized friend day”. Get some oyster crackers from the school cafeteria and seek cover... or ELSE!!!!
Friend: Your like 5’5” and it is Nov 4 so... *grabs a oyster cracker*
Medium sized friend: Nononononono!!!!! *ducks under a staircase*
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4 minutes pleasure, 20 years jail, in other words a minor
She's really hot, pity she's a 4 & 20
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A term used in police pursuits meaning, "Understood".
"Attention all patrolling units, we have had numerous reports of a high speed street racer on the 192 East."
"Uh, have you got any more info on this call?"
"Driver is currently in a black Atom 500."
"10-4, copy that. I'll be on the lookout for this guy."
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National eat booty day. We already know there’s this day, but if you and your mans are feeling lucky, have a 2nd day.
Man 1: Aye how was your May 4
Man 2: Aw dude it was amazing. I ate the whole ass
Man 1: Good job dude
May 2: Thanks Bro
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Tell your girlfriend that she azome and beautiful
On dec 4i told her this and she freaked out
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Shit, Shower, Sin, Sleep
The acts performed in order at night that are 1) taking a crap, 2) taking a shower, 3) jerking off then 4) going to bed.
You guys gotta leave my house soon, almost time for the 4 S's.
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