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A day when it inevitably rains and a small child gets their way. Be prepared for tiny devils and a free shower.
Wow! The 6 August rains are here again!
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An anniversary of a legendary orgy held by closet homosexuals in the nations capital.
For years before January 6, 2021 millions of unhappily married or forever single closet homosexuals kept feeling more and more unfair.
Their frustration from unfulfilled homosexual fantasies manifested in acquiring excessive amounts of weapons, propagating violence and decorating their vehicles with right wing stickers.
Their frustration culminated on January 6, 2021 when they chartered buses and organized flights to the most LGBT+ open minded city in the USA: Washington, DC.
The joint session held by Congress on that day was used as an ideal alibi for for their families (or mothers).
They rented many hotel rooms all around the city and engaged in unhinged sexual activities on the night right after January 6 insurrection.
The damage delivered on that day was so unprecedented that many in the national capital were recovering for months. Blood stains, shit stains, cum stains on sheets, carpets, walls, ceilings. Sewage system of the downtown area and surrounding communities was compromised for several days by excessive amount of flushed condoms.
Hillbilly #1 (without teeth): Bro, remember January 6 last year?
Hillbilly #2 (sipping beer): Dude, that shit was legendary. I got so fucked I couldn't sit down the entire trip home.
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'6 Deep' is an expression for when your driving with 6 people in the car, driver included.
'Yo they were riding 6 deep!'
'With you, your boyfriend, me, my boyfriend, and their boys..we'll be riding 6 deep.'
'Im not about to ride 6 deep..'
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When someone is really tall. Male or Female.
Damn that girl is tall she is like 6 12
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Als je op 6 juni verjaart ben je een rat
6 juni ~ de verjaardag van de ratten
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National give your girlfriend your hoodie day
Blake guess what day it is,WhT day is it,December 6 national give your girlfriend your hoodie day
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If you were born on September 6 your the coolist person ever and girls cant regect you, but if your born on october 26 you will be a jerk virgin who has no friend
Guy: I Was Born On September 6
Hot Girl: *kisses*
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