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A type of carbonated liquid container that is designed by dumb people in order to piss off the drinker by not letting them get the last drop.
It took me a whole friggin hour to get that last drop from the soda can!
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A drinking game involving a can of beer (lager) and a group of people.
The game starts by the first person shaking the can as hard as possible in time to the rest of group chanting "Dan-ger can, Dan-ger can, Dan-ger can!" After the 9th shake the shaker smashes the body of the can into their head with as much force as they dare.
This continues around the group until a fracture appears in the can. If it is just a small leak then the person who caused the can to leak then they must cover the hole, and repeat the process until the hole opens up. The smasher then attempts to drink the resulting deluge of beer as the rest of the group cheers/avoids the rain of beer.
"Guys, they are playing danger can, lets join them!"
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A southern delinquent deragatory term used to describe the female reproductive system. Often used by hillbilly ninjas.
"It's not my fault she want's to stick my nun-chuck in her mater can!"
"Close your legs grandma, your mater can is stinking up the trailer!"
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Canned Yams are great tits, at least a size C or above, and perfectly shaped.
Check out those Canned Yams.
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Best thing in the world. Ever.
I went to Sainsbury's and bought a Fart in a can.
NOMNOMNOMNOM
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what boongs use as a pillow after they get kicked out of the pub
eh mate, i sleeping on my green can tonight cuz.
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the act of giving a beatdown for an undisclosed reason.
Customer: Have you seen Dave, I need to grab something?
Stephen: He's busy opening a can, can I help you with something?
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