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A type of carbonated liquid container that is designed by dumb people in order to piss off the drinker by not letting them get the last drop.
It took me a whole friggin hour to get that last drop from the soda can!
When a female wears clothing so tight that flesh bursts out in a bulbous manner similar to a can of biscuit or roll dough when you first pop it open. This can be midriff, legs of shorts, or sleeves.
Wow.. look at that chick rocking the dough can with those low riders and spandex top. She must not have a mirror at home.
The term used to describe a large woman, typically a gunt in tight jeans. The term applies to the visual of the jeans being unbuttoned and the gunt popping out like the dough in a can of store bought bisquits.
Look at that Gunt. You undo her pants and she'll pop out like a can of bisquits.
As it says on the tin: would you like to consume a few cans of lager, cider, or otherwise? Possibly get drunk? Night after night? A heavy session indeed.
Best thing in the world. Ever.
I went to Sainsbury's and bought a Fart in a can.
NOMNOMNOMNOM
A southern delinquent deragatory term used to describe the female reproductive system. Often used by hillbilly ninjas.
"It's not my fault she want's to stick my nun-chuck in her mater can!"
"Close your legs grandma, your mater can is stinking up the trailer!"
Canned Yams are great tits, at least a size C or above, and perfectly shaped.
Check out those Canned Yams.