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A scale from 1 -5 used as a factor when computing one's sanity. The factor is only applied when one has to spend large quantities of time in Chemical Engineering in Halif0fax with Bob Bob.
One should note that the Bob Bob Factor is directly proportional to the analness of Bob on a particular day...
Jeff: "My Bryden, you seem rather insane today"
Bryden: "My Bob Bob Factor is through the roof... We just had a 2 hour CPST lecture together..."
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When you drop everything and go on holiday for a time out
Fuck you factor is when things are going bad that you need a time out
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It's when a woman who has had children and a man who is not so well endowed, engage in sexual intercourse and they discover that because the diameter of her hole is too large for the circumference of his small penis their motions cause a sound similar to a fat man chewing a triple decker cheeseburger with the works. It's a sloppy sound and must be drowned out with music. Unfortunately, unless there is other stuff going on to arouse them, the sex is most unsatisfying.
Anita: So, did you sleep with him?
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.
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5 - Not quite the worse thing you could do to society, but still you'd be better off dead because generally the only tolerable fashion style level is and ugh factor of 1-3.
You definantly need to get a new watch, that's like ugh factor 5 at least.
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A term only recognized by hyper-nerds and tryhards. People throw it around here and there to sound smart but nobody really knows what it means. Heck even google can't figure out what it means. Also called CFFs.
Interviewer: So what kind of experience do you have
You: Yeah so I've trained machine learning models to uncover the compton form factors from kinematics DVCS utilizing Global GPDs and optimizing the current inference variables in the field
Interviewer: sir this is a starbucks
1. The element within a singer's voice that indicates that said singer is under the impression that he or she is tearin' it up, when indeed he or she is not.
Rob Thomas
Nigel
Rob Thomas: "I don't wanna be lone-lay no mooh-haa! I don't wanna have to pay for this (nooo-oo ooh-haa!)"
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
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A term coined by Mark Moritz in "Cooper's Corner"--December 1990. It is sometimes abbreviated as "GRF."
It is the momentary feeling of euphoria that accompanies the news that one low life has terminated another low life with a gun. In a broader sense though, the end result is the same regardless of the weapon used: the world temporarily becomes a better place, and it was not done at taxpayer expense.
It's a win-win for normal citizens, but the ACLU (a lobby for criminals) loses another prospective client.
Examples include (but are not limited to):
-- A drug buyer gets greedy and kills the drug dealer for his drugs.
-- A pussy gangbanger (aren't they ALL?) pops a cap into another pussy gangbanger in a turf war.
-- A child rapist gets shanked in prison by his fellow inmates.
-- A Longshoreman's Union thug kills a Teamster's Union thug with a garrote.
-- A Shi'ite Muslim terrorist blows up a Wahabbi Muslim terrorist.
-- A Chinese mobster gives his local Communist official acute lead poisoning with an AK-47.
Robert Sherrill is a liberal anti-gun reporter from New York. He wrote a book called "Saturday Night Special," mainly about how bad guns are. In it, however, he raised an interesting point, one that is a dirty secret, something which decent people are not supposed to mention publically:
Of the people killed with guns every year, how many are true "tragedies," and how many are we frankly better off without?
When drug dealer A kills drug dealer B, Handgun Control, Inc., marks it down as a terrible loss to society. In fact, drug dealer B may have been a boil on the butt of society, and will not be missed at all.
When Blood A kills Crip B, Sarah Brady wails "See, you are more likely to kill an acquaintance than a stranger."
When a women kills the man who has been beating her and the kids for years, the anti-gunners say, "If there had been no gun around they would have turned into Ward and June Cleaver and lived happily ever after."
I say GOOD RIDDANCE. One less drug dealer, one less wife abuser, one less psychopathic social parasite suits me just fine.
Certainly some good, innocent people die from gunshot wounds every year, but I wonder how many? Nobody keeps statistics on decent folks vs. dirtbags. So often when I read about a shooting in the newspapers, it seems to occur in the parking lot behind a bar at 3:00 a.m., and the victim has a tattoo of Satan on his arm and a rap sheet like a roll of Brawny paper towels.
Pardon me if I'm not heartbroken about society's terrible loss. Whenever you hear somebody talking about the number of tragic gun deaths, remember to adjust the statistics to take into account the estimated Good Riddance Factor.
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