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Middle-aged woman

A female who has passed through her forties, currently residing somewhere in her fifties, is a middle-aged woman.

Exercising is one way for a middle-aged woman to stay in shape.

by karen12375002 January 06, 2012


Day in Age

Hip band from Clarkston MIchigan. They post up live documentaries that depict the struggles and conflicts that go on inbetween shows and practices.

Day in Age is hip. You should find the documetary on google video.

by warwick912 March 14, 2007


mature aged student

Someone who is awesome. Often subjected to ridicule by their younger counterparts. Their many years at the coal face in the real world has hardened their skins and they are largely immune to the immature jokes.

Student 1: You know that guy Richard, he's a mature aged student.
Student 2: Get the fuck out, he's awesome?!

by richilbrium August 03, 2010


Age of 12

SiG.

SiG.

by Helper March 20, 2003


Dark Ages

A stage that can occur in both males and females and is usually caused by obsession of a sexual partner or local "tools". For males, symptoms include tool fashion statements which including the wearing of timberland boots and collared shorts daily, especially with fruity colors and retreating to hoes rather than bros. For females, the most common symptom is the obsession of a sexual partner that is usually an upperclassman high schooler that everyone hates so he retreats to freshman girls and other symptoms are uploading excessive whorish pictures to facebook. People in the dark age are referred to as dark agers, dark vaders, tools, gumby flames, or gumbys.

Person 1: Should we invite Nate over?

Person 2: Naaaa he's in the Dark Ages!

by Mr. Groller May 31, 2011


a space age pimp

anybody who is younger then an old pimp and does the pimp game his own way like putting gucci on air force one ride with sprewels on his tires pull anytype of female my freinds thats a space age pimp

this guy named james perry is a space age pimp good example right there hes a balla gurls look him up

by Jimmy Jones April 24, 2003


Aged-Nut Theory

The theory that if a male does not masturbate or anything that causes them to nut then their nut will age. The long a male's nut ages the better it tastes for the female or male. A good comparison for nut will be wine. The longer a wine ages the better it tastes and the more of a luxury and delicacy it is.

Friend: "Hey man, you practice the Aged-nut Theory"
You: "Of course man, I'm trying to give my woman a delicious tasting nut"

by xemoo December 03, 2018