Pat Attack

Emotional distress caused by a waiter screwing up the order.

“Supreme Patty (aka 4650 Marmo aka Mirasol Judea) had a Pat Attack because the dude at islands forgot to write down ‘no pickles’"

BAGS ATTACK

A inescapable swarm of BAGS.

OMG, they're everywhere!!! It's a BAGS attack!!!

Lac-attack

Because there's no name for when you get a reaction from being lactose-intolerant.

Friend 1: "Aren't you gonna get a lac-attack?"
Friend 2: *continues to eat ice cream* "I shall choose to suffer the consequences of my actions."

gecko attack

when a gecko attack's

the great gecko attack

dab attack

A rapid display of consecutive dabs to woo a crowd

Jeff: Is that white kid having a seizure?
Dan: No, he's just having a dab attack.

Seaweed Attack

The act of being frightened by a piece of seaweed while swimming, usually thinking it is a giant fish trying to eat you.

The seaweed attacked me!
The girl used water shoes after her seaweed attack.

Tubby Attack

When a tubby man flips out, almost like don vito.

Yo, Kennedy quit having a tubby attack, we will get you your nachos.