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Best Friend Zone

When your best friends ex is tryna fuck, but you don't feel like being compared to them in bed, possibly ending the friendship

"Hey your ex Joe tried to smash yesterday, I best friend zoned his ass."

"Good, he's got bad dick anyway."

by Anarchist 27 February 17, 2019

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Gay But Not Gay Best Friend

A friend so close, you can send nudes and they'll either compliment you in a way that's uplifting, and not sexual, or they'll make fun of you because they're an asshole. The will talk about the guys you talk to, and act like they want in their pants, bends most of them want in your pants. It's a balancement for you. Your gay but not gay best friend, would reply to a random person who attempts to get with you, or they would reply to nudes someone random has sent you. They will probably roast you from time to time because of the mistakes you've made. Which friends don't remind other friends of their mistakes, but a gay but not gay BEST friend will, so perhaps you'll be reminded, and learn from the mistakes you've made. If one of your exes that cheated on you tries to get back with you... you're gay but not gay best friend will confront him, so you don't have to say anything. A gay but not gay best friend, is a friend for life. Cherish them, and call them an asshole from time to time. Can also be pronounced (Not Gay But Gay Best Friend)

My Gay But Not Gay Best Friend told my ex to fuck off, and suck on a STD infested clit.

by _Foogle_Fish_ March 15, 2016

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Allison, Eileen's Best Friend

Allison is the most amazing girl on the face of this planet. She can always make people feel happy, even in the worst of times. Her and I laugh more then we breath when we talk. She is the coolest girl alive, and I feel bad for ANYONE who isn't friends with her. Anyone who messes with her HEARS FROM ME. So watch out! I love you girl!

Allison, Eileen's Best Friend is bomb!

by skdjclkemnsn May 10, 2009

5πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


My guy best friend

He is my best friend and will be forever. He makes me feel happy, special and so much more. I don’t want to life with out him anymore and when he’s not here anymore or not my best friend there is no reason left for me to life. He is literally my world and I love him so much more than anything else I can’t describe how much I love him. I was in a very dark hole and he saved me. When I lose him I will lose my world and my self

By Lina for Moritz ps i still Love you and your my guy best friend 03.11.2020

by Moli2019 November 3, 2020

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Amazing best best friend

Your amazing best best friend is the type of friend that will always be there for you no matter what happens. They will make you laugh until your stomach hurts and you choke on your food and you almost die. They will help you through depression by listening to you and making you laugh. The only reason you two aren’t siblings is because your parents wouldn’t be able to handle you. Overall, your amazing best best friend is someone you want to find as soon as possible. Make sure you stay friends FOREVER.

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: Oh that’s my amazing best best friend.

by TheAmazingBestBestFriend September 12, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


National boy best friend day

National boy best friend is December 1st.

National boy best friend day is Tomorrow

by volleyballlgirlll November 30, 2019

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


kiss your best friend day

28 February

National day of kissing your best friend

its the kiss your best friend day ! Go kiss them

by idontevenknowanymorelol February 26, 2021

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž