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The act of stuffing as much ice cream as you can into a lady's vagina and then engaging in penetrative sex with said vagina.
White Guy - You actually did the Canadian Fridge with her?
Black Dude - Yeah, but she was worried about getting pregnant, so I used an ice cream cone as a condom.
White Guy - So you did the Canadian Fridge with a Canadian Condom. Pointy tip?
Black Dude - Hell yeah.
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A vehicle parked outside during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products can be stored with a lower chance of theft and freezing.
Not to be confused with a Canadian Refrigerator.
"Give me your keys so I can grab the beer from the Canadian cooler".
"Take the pop from the Canadian cooler and put it in the Canadian refrigerator".
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A game much like football or rugby. Better when played in small groups (four vs. four at most). Players run up and down the field trying to get a touchdown. You may only take five steps before passing the ball. When either team has gotten a goal, or the ball goes out-of-bounds, the opposite team takes the ball and throws it in the air. There is then a mad dash to reach it first. Contact is allowed and encouraged.
"Man, Canadian Dickwad sure is a fun game to watch!" or "Ah, Im exhausted after playing Canadian Dickwad."
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Fucking a frozen dead body after ice fishing.
I was ice fishing the other day, eh, and Jim got shit faced and passed out so I let him freeze to death. Then I gave him the Canadian Necrophiliac.
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While getting blown by a girl, you proceed to shit relentlessly in orgasm, and spend the rest of the night apologising
Got her over last night, made a mistake and had to give the full canadian
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When party A uses the cheeks of their buttocks to clamp onto party B's facial hair and tug the hair out
After that Canadian Tugboat this morning I've been farting beard hairs all day!
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When a woman farts and/or queefs while her partner is performing oral sex on her>
She came to my house and gave me a large amount of canadian-draft.
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