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catholic thot

That girl who is a prude at school and always doing that weird prayer thing with the head and chest. Take that girl and give them a shot of communion wine and a Nicki Minaj karaoke set and watch them resurrect into their new self. Sister Margaret will not be pleased.

Wow, Becky is such a catholic thot.

by your average cathlicorn December 4, 2017


Catholic Curve

The specific manner in which a catholic girl may curve a non-catholic young man.

Often times, an unsuspecting bloke is introduced to an attractive and intelligent catholic girl. She comes onto him first, sometimes even explicity expressing sexual interest in him. The young man and the catholic girl go on a fun date. All interactions surrounding this fresh relationship, such as text conversations, are nothing but enthusiastic, especially from the girl’s end.

The interaction between the two may continue for a bit, but circumstances conducive to sex will never present themselves. The girl may continue to lead on the dude but at some point, the catholic girl will curve him through a combination of ambiguous in-person and texting maneuvers that are unclear in their purpose, but the man takes as rejection.

As a result of the Catholic Curve, a young man may be left frustrated and feeling like he got played, but the experience makes him a wiser man.

The Catholic Curve is a result of a girl’s Catholic upbringing and education. It’s an implicit maneuver, which she may or may not be aware of.

Person 1: “How are things with Steve and that girl Mary?”
Person 2: “Home girl gave him the old Catholic Curve.”

Person 1: “Damn. R.I.P. Steve.”

by UnresolvedParadox August 18, 2018


san jose catholic school

A school with a bunch of preppy white kids.Occasionally you’ll see some weird goth kids but that’s about it.

Hey do you go to San Jose Catholic school

by Shrekpuffbar September 11, 2021


catholic converter

The act of praising the converter so much that you won't let the muffler guys have it and ask for it back.

Hey you know I want my Catholic converters back, right?

by Dickskabob August 10, 2023


Catholic Twister

The ridiculously unnatural contortion of the body, commonly witnessed during films involving demonic possesion or Catholic exorcisms.

"The demon possessed girl was nearly finished with a game of Catholic Twister by the time the priest arrived."

by ChasetheInferno January 11, 2012


catholic surprise

A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"

"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"

by sexybeast.blue.black December 27, 2022


Carmel Catholic High School

Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!

Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered

by ccanonymous October 27, 2024