Paul: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Erick: I'm dow corning if your mom is there!
Another way of telling willy boi he has a really fucking small dick
A very insulting and degrading phrase used to describe peasants.
Peasant: hello Lord spoon man
Spoon man: don't fucking talk to me you stupid corn bitch
When you're doing anal, you pull out and there's shit with a sweet corn on your nob
"Oh shit, I got corn on the nob again"
A smooth, light mass of fecal matter and corn whipped together by vigorous anal sex. Accumulates under the male glans and around the penile base.
She was terribly dirty but created a fabulous corn mousse.
I wiped the corn mousse off on the doilie on his night stand.
Corn on the MACABRE- (adjective)
Describes instances of humor that lean strongly to the darker realm of humor...
(synonymous with "black comody")
... but with a bit more "guilt" and/or "cringe" attached.
Boy I could not believe how "corn on the macabre" that comedy show was last.! RIsky subject matter is one of my favorite guilty pleasures.
when a man has anal sex with a girl and he takes his dick out of her ass and its covered in poop and the tip of his dick has a piece of sweetcorn.
*after anal sex*
Mario: you got shit on my dick! there's corn on it too!
Emily: you gotta corn tip