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Craig Steadman

The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.

Lads, did you see Matthew. He’s such a Craig Steadman

by dylan.is.a.fitty May 13, 2023


My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 6, 2024


Craig Mabbit

One fierce hair flipper. Has a fan made 4 hour microphone licking video on youtube. Despite that display of solidarity with the gay community, they unanimously said nah....That's about it.

Craig Mabbit is a hair flipper and an avid straight guy supposedly. Refer to the comment section on his video on YouTube and leave your best guess.

by Vagictive July 31, 2024


Blake craig

Dumb and gay will normally have a relationship with his math teacher

Your a Blake craig

by Babsbabbsbsn August 24, 2018


Mrs Craig

A annoying bitch

Oi mrs Craig got me a detention

Ha you got craiged

by Lucas bezo August 8, 2019


craigs-book

a little black book/notebook containing the address/phone of every craigs-hook you have ever had

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married. i even know a life-long bachelor who would keep a craigs-book as a trophy.

by Sexydimma December 31, 2015


craigs-book

a little black book containing phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married; you can keep your craigs-book as a trophy from your bachelors days

by Sexydimma March 21, 2017