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A cunt is a girls friend who texts said girl's ex boyfriend the day they break up. Also, their names are usually Kelly.
The queen Tori broke up with her cockroach ex boyfriend Sean.
The same day, the cunt Kelly started texting Sean updates on Tori.
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A girl who think she can fuck who ever she fucking wants "Kristina Denise Velasquez"aka kat
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A sterling Anglo- Saxon word representing but not actually denoting the female genitalia or pudenda. Rather, it pertains to a certain human being, male or female, of your acquaintance, for whom, by their regular and peculiar transgressions against your own perceived notions of humanity and decency, leads one to refer to them as a 'Cunt'. That being said, every birthday, I am assailed with the familiar refrain 'Happy Birthday, you terrible cunt', as of course I am exempt from the above definition, which simply refers to 'Cunt', cf Jeremy Clarkson if you're British, or American, Colonel Tom Parker (if you're an Elvis fan). I am, it seems, just a cunt, not like a real fucking copper bottomed, ocean going cunt of the first order like Clarkson. AA Gill is also a simple 'Cunt' but not a benighted cunt, as he's mates with Joan Collins but I took issue with him slighting the Welsh , cf 'Little Trolls'. However, he used to be an alkie and dyslexic to boot (forgiveness there, I'm not Californian -raisin diet, raisin sized brain and all that), so on balance, people, he is a mere 'Cunt', as am I, except on those special occasions when annually,it seems I am elevated to being a terrible cunt and receive a terrible, semi jocular birthday card, that has without a shadow of a doubt been written by some cunt somewhere, probably in China, or New York, which is a place so full of cunts that they don't know what one is anymore.
Cunt is perhaps the finest Anglo-Saxon expletive known to man, or woman.
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Acronym
Can't Understand Normal Thinking
This is applicable in situations where someone is being dumb or operating on fringe logic. People who are superstitious or adhere to beliefs contrary to known scientific fact.
Also applicable to people who perpetually act or think irrationally in any given situation.
Example 1:
What the hell is your problem? You CUNT, put the tools down and walk away before you screw something else up!
Example 2:
Conspiracy Theorist: You don't get it, the earth is flat. Your being lied to.
Astronaut: Are you kidding? I was up in space and could see the earth is a big huge ball from the Space Station.
Conspiracy Theorist: You were hoaxed man.
Astronaut: CUNT
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Cunt is a term referring to a person and is in everyday usage.
In Scotland it is possible to be called
A good cunt
A bad cunt
A no bad cunt
A total cunt
A right cunt
A stupid cunt
A clever cunt
A sneid cunt
A proper cunt
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A woman's genitals/gangster insult.
"My cunt is bleeding!"
"Fuck off, cunt!"
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got my screwdriver rock hard and screwed it up her cunt till it came out like it had gone into a big deep basin of water and foam
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