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When you are in the heat of battle and you dont have enough time to sit and take a real shit you run to the bathroom shit as fast as possible then just run back and continue playing.
When klak was playin halo one day he ate too much beans and had to run and take a gamers dump before his character respawned.
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The ass burning dump you have to take 10 minutes before going back to work, after eating Thai Food for Lunch.
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The act of masturbating while sitting on the toilet.
Ben likes taking Toyam Dumps. I'm not sure why, but he does.
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A large bowel movement due to excessive eating over the holidays, taken once a year usually after Christmas, removing a few holiday pounds that were put on from as early as Thanksgiving.
Me: Woa dude you lost alot of weight when did you start dieting
Jim: Nah man i just took a 4 pound holiday dump
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A chip dump is the action of dumping the last little bit of a bag of chips into one's mouth for the purpose of finishing off the bag without having to use one's hands to pick up the tiny chip fragments. Chip fragments are considered by some to be the most sought after part of the chip eating experience.
Guy: Hey can you pass the chips?
Girl: There are none left!
Guy: Sure there are!
Girl: *passes chip bag*
Guy: *commences chip dump*
Girl: *shakes head*
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Soft dumping refers to breaking things off with someone you have been seeing only casually. The difference between dumping someone in the usual sense and soft dumping is that the two (or three) of you were never all too serious or exclusive in the first place. This is typically relevant for folks who are non-monogamous or in open-relationships.
"Stacy soft dumped me dude, we had only been hooking up for a month or two but it was really good and I thought I saw it going somewhere. Now Steve is the only person I'm sleeping with at the moment.
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