I bunch of pussys diving around and faking injuiries
wayne rooney is a crappy English soccer player
How the simple-minded brits misspell "bastardized english"
I am going to go on urban dictionary and mock all those superior americans for their incorrect spelling by spelling bastardised english incorrectly.
Judge Judy's version of body language
Judge Judy is always watching your body english.
bastardized english is a type of speech used by people who do poor imitations of Aussies. They take any word that has an "ite" or "ike" and make it sound Australian, and are left with a shitty sounding gay word. Only Daryn Jones from the TV show Buzz can do it and sound funny.
Right=Roight-gay,overused
Strike=Stroike-only funny when Daryn says it
Vagina=Vagoina-from the film BASEketball so its funny
Quite=Quoite-just not cool
Night=Noight-also quite gay
Bike=Boike-kind of interestingly homosexual
American English but with a different name.
You speak American English
No, this is Canadian English
I took the girl home last night, she had a full english and now I keep finding hairs in my teeth
Known as the England saying of the fine art of T-Bagging.
If looking at the example, this means George Harrison invented the English Dip/T-Bag.
If you look exactly at the 3:00 mark in the middle of The Beatles' Hello Goodbye video, George Harrison is seen doing the English Dip. This is also linked to being that George Harrison may be the inventor of T-Bagging.