A golden doodle puppy that is skinny as a stick but fluffy as a bear, eats poop and has a paper tongue.
Hey squishy fry.. you look skinny today like the fit of poop on face really is trendy.
The rezzy big back that push’s everything and everyone out of her way with her biggieness and loves frybread
Here comes the fry bread queen!
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when you and your friends sister stuff waffle fries up each others rectum while watching “top 10 holocaust moments” on youtube and you proceed to adopt a pet corgi and make it watch the fries come out of the partners mouth with fecal matter all over it.
Yeah, me and Scarlett waffle fry winkered last night, that corgi was scared
A taboo sex move popular in Ohio, Kentucky, and Wisconsin. Typically involves a glove filled with fries (wedges are also an acceptable substitute), a bag of cheese, and at least three people.
“My wife and I had a really big fight yesterday, so I surprised her today by finally doing the fry glove with her and my best friend and our relationship has never been better.”
A really friendly guy with short hair at the sides and curly on top, a swimmer that barley ever bothers with anything.
That guy just went down the barbers, yeah he got a Calvin fry
Putting your dick in the freezer until it freezes to then fry it until golden brown
Bro, the Frozen Fry fried the smegma right off me!