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Merry Christmas!
The best gift … this love with you❤️❤️
You have my heart and me…
FOREVER❤️❤️
Christmas
Everyday is Christmas with you❤️❤️ I am so thankful I am fortunate enough to experience this love with you.. 16
When your friends or family give you shitty christmas presents that you will never use or keep.
"Hey!What your girlfriend give you for christmas?"
"Oh, ummmm, she gave me a Sheryl Crow poster. It was a black christmas."
Someone who professes to be a Christian, but only honors the Christmas holiday- (doesn't go to church, and/or practice it's teachings).
Oh, he's just a Christmas Christian.
A label for the motivation to decorate for Christmas, listen to Christmas music, wear ugly sweaters, and drink eggnog.
The Christmas spirit made me buy fuzzy socks for all my friends.
when a woman's dress is too short at a Christmas party.
OMG, Judy's dress was so short that when she sat down you could see her Christmas clam.
A guide into how to terrorize the top 1% into sharing their wealth.
The top 1% holds far more wealth than bottom 50% combined, we need to summon ghosts of the past, present and future as it is written in the Christmas Carol to scare the shit out of Goldman Sachs so they would give their money back to the community!
The act of falling asleep abruptly (crashing) on the day of Christmas, usually in the evening. This may be due to a variety of reasons, namely: over eating at the family dinner, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, exhaustion from dealing with family, staying up late on Christmas Eve and waking up early on Christmas (excitement), or just to buy yourself some me time away from the family. The Christmas Crash usually occurs between 8 and 12 hours after waking up on Christmas morning. The slumber may carry over into the night's sleep, causing you to have a disturbed sleeping schedule for a few days.
I think I suffered the Christmas Crash last Christmas...there are pictures of me sleeping on the couch with my stocking in hand while everyone else enjoyed their Christmas.