A weekly celebration of people with vaginas who like frogs.
"Happy Vaginal frog Wednesday"
"you just made that up didn't you"
A lovely wednesday evening most commonly shared by a group of triumphant individuals who consider themselves to be the best of mates embark on a journey to a local dive bar in which a magical bond of brotherhood is shared with common activities include the avid consumption of 50 cent chicken wings and two dollar beers with the classic game known as Billiards is played until nights end.
"Wing Wednesday" as it is called is an event that will commonly take place for male groups of friends every 1-3 months after a long day of work where these men need a week night away from whatever their troubles may be in which this mystical occasion escapes them.
Me: Hey me and some of my buddies are gonna hit the town for a good old Wing Wednesday
Wife: Those are not your friends. They are your brothers now, go along soldier.
wednesdays where wigwamming and drinkinlating are necessary and required
Q.What are you doing tonight? A. We are wigwam wednesdays -ing it up!
It is a sacred holiday amongst young men and women alike. The day before thanksgiving is for pregaming like it’s spring break in palm beach. If there are any drinks or “flower” left in your house at the end of the night, there is always next year
Mom: why do you look like you just crawled out of a grave and smell like a sports bar?
You: calm down mom, it was Wacky Wednesday I had to get shit faced
It’s the one day out of the week when Jake likes to say weird shit that doesn’t make any sense to his girlfriend
Man, I can’t wait to women cook Wednesday to my girlfriend
You insert an ice butt plug and try to finish (orgasm) before it melts.
I tried a Finnish Wednesday but it was summer in Vegas and it melted before he found my clit.