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The incessant health issues of a work collegue that may consist of either no sickenss at all or being moments from death.
Really, Johnno's not "Pulling a Lewy" again is he?
Lewis Robertson is a boy with adhd and will kick yer grans teeth in if he doesn’t have his fucking medication
Look that’s that adhd kid Lewis Robertson
The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket
Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.
The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
Any child called Lewis Wain you should definitely be friends with him because you can pick on him by calling him gay or queer plus he is usually ginger
That Lewis Wain kid is queeerrr
A severe rapist specifically in 9 year olds called Isabella
Was featured in xxvideos.com/Little Izzys Destruction
He is a proper Lewis White
The most sexiest person alive. She is everything a guy would want outta her. She is beautiful talented and so very gorgeous. If any guy were to go out with her u won't regret it. Her laugh is very contagious. Loves to sing write model step dance and act. She is a natural beauty. As long as she got ur trust and loyalty any relationship with chasity will last a life time. Her smile is amazingly beautiful very funny. Brightens ur day when u sad. A great listener. A TRUE awesome friend. Will always have ur back. Super attractive. And just everything a Godly woman would be. Charity is the best person to have ever come into anyone's life.
Friend:dude who is that
Friend 2:that's chasity faith lewis
Friend: wow she's beautiful. I want her