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Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...

"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."

by Larry A. September 10, 2006


Jar For Cookie

A Jar in a house of which you insert cookies into to eat later, like a storage for cookies.

a jar for cookie is a jar which containscookies

by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021


Jam Jar-ing

To over elaborate on an insignificant part of a story.

"I liked her story about the shark but she kept Jam Jar-ing about her shoes that day."

by Barry48 August 12, 2021


Jam Jar-ing

To over over elaborate unimportant details in a boring story or event.

"I really enjoyed talking to Steve but when he told the story about the roller coaster he kept "Jam Jar-ing" about the person behind him".

by Barry48 August 12, 2021


Nut Jar

Young, troubled man with a tendency to complain. Some might say his rugged good looks and charisma are the driving force to his success in life, on the contrary others might say he is a useless, annoying sack of shit with no friends.

What a Nut Jar.

by Nut Jar July 24, 2017


douchbag jar

When a human says something a douchbag would

‘I love lifting the max at the gym’

Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’

by tr3mblingfear May 21, 2022


Jarred Legare

A person who eats way too many cheezits and does nothing put play xbox and watch gay porn. He is very big but manages to let people talk down on him and thats why he like that. He only wears one hoodie that makes him have so called style

I found a jarred legare eating cheezits while watching his friend bang a hamster.

by Jack BitchASSHE April 5, 2019