When a bitch named ALIVIA sucks and bites on ears
Alivia has such an ear kink, it’s disgusting
When a man/woman is aroused when their partner is giggling while they are having s*x.
Men: "Can you giggle for me during the s*x today? I have the giggling kink you know?"
Woman: "Of course, everything for you! *giggle*"
a kink that you want to have sex with sofas.
Woah emeli, your sofa kink has gotten worse
Someone who gets turned on by getting choked during/before/after sex
Woah David, better watch out when strangling CJ cause they have a choking kink!
The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.
When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.
When a girl sits in a doggy position with her head turned backwards and simultaneously winks with her eyes and asshole
When I asked Stacy’s mom for nudes I was shocked to see that sent me a kink blink stink n wink (kbsw), rendering Stacy’s nudes mundane by comparison.
Someone that dislikes any kinks in any form, might also be referred to as "vanilla".
You know Brian? He's a kink punter.