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A great soccer player from Portugal, his greatest rival is Cristian Ronald.
Did you see Lion Mess beat Cristian Ronald last night?
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oral pleasure in which you grab the persons hair and ejaculate into their mouths till it spews out the sides and gets in their hair
bro, i made Jessie look like a sundyed lion last night, she cant wash it out her hair
The hot, sexy, cute, main character from DreamWorks' 'Madagascar' franchise voiced by Ben Stiller
"ALEX THE LION, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY CAR?"
Another phrase for the “rear entry” sex position that I assigned to it, since it looks like when lions mate
I let him do it to me lion style last night. I came & it was great.
wjhy the hell
does 1 fortified moab
have infinite h
It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.
At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.
It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.
I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)
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Every woman that ever existed of every species
are you lying to me again cunt!? you aint nothing but a lion cunt!
A male lion with a HUGE mane that is so fluffy that to the point it looks like a living fluff ball
I want to hug that fluffy lion!