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A law in the UK affecting Uruguayans.
The law has 4 main elements
1- unlike the rest of the population, you are not innocent until proven guilty, and will be deemed guilty if a claim is made against you, even if by someone with a proven track record of lying and making false claims against people.
2- if a red nosed scottish git demands it, you'll receive double the punishment afforded to an Englishman for the same offence.
3- anyone is allowed to assault you at will without any "official" deeming there to be any rules or laws broken
4- even if you are not standing ahead of a man in a blue shirt, you will be deemed to be.
Wow, he nearly cut him in two!... oh, hang on, no, it's him, according to Luis' Law... "no foul"
A black haired browned eyes and a great boy friend with a great penis that is 10inch and is great in bed and knows how to pleasure a women
Luis penafiel is so fucking great in bed and out fuck you he will always be mine
receiving oral sex while shitting on a car windshield, specifically in the south western Brisbane region, eg. Toowoomba.
me and my girlfriend were in Toowoomba and she wouldn't let me do a Luis lerado winton mortimer with her, opportunity wasted...
Luis Walter Alvarez (also known as "Senor Balls") was a man who discovered testicles and ejaculation, and figured out how to get erected by grandmas/men. By the end of the day, Senor Balls, ejaculated for a total of 42,734 times in a day, making him the record holder for most times ejaculated in a day. The recent world record was recorded to be 23,834 times in one day, Senor Balls times that by 2.
person 1: "have you heard of Luis Walter Alvarez?"
person 2: "you mean Senor Balls? he holds the world record of ejaculations!"
CUTE OR WATEVER
WINNI and LUIS D are CUTE OR WATEVER!!
truly a amazing person. they’ve been the best person i’ve ever met for a year straight and i don’t think anyone could make a friend quite as good as him and i wish he could realize how much i appreciate him because i love him so much. he’s my bestest friend man i couldn’t ask for anyone better and the fact he’s always there for me and in general is the sweetest most fun person i’ve ever met is insane. i’m friends with HIM! this year has been the best year in my whole life because i’ve met him, he’s the reason i’m a better person and i appreciate everything he’s done for me. and he’s the best platonic husband i’ve ever had (lol) no but seriously i really really appreciate you luis and i hope you see this soon because i really love you man. i give our friendship truly my all and i’m always here for you okay? i care about everything that happens in your life. if you’re saying something and people say nobody cares then they’re big liars because i do! i’ll always care. i’m so glad our friendship has been so stable for this long and i cant wait for the day we meet
“luis<3” is usually the nicest friend in any friend group and usually a amazing person
Cretan slang word for splashing or swimming. Typically used in the region of Chania / Kato Daratso
Let's make lui lui at the beach