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a weird way to say your mom In a slang way
Hey! Your mommy dot commy!!
I think you mean your mom.
Yeah, its just a new cool way to say your mom.
A married woman with children who decided to have an affair with no intention of ever leaving her financial security blanket, i.e.. her husband.
The main character in My Lover's Keeper, Jen Gregory, is the queen bee of mommy cheaters.
A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does
Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend
Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy
2👍 2👎
Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.
Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?
I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!
“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”
“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”
“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”
“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
That one friend that’s always the designated driver and takes care of everyone while they’re intoxicated. They often provide the substances as well.
Guy1: I thruww u p
Guy2: where the shit at
Garry: no worries, plug mommy got u <3