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A mobile phone or a device used for sending and receiveing mezzas
Check this cuz, I got a new mezza machine
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There are 6 billion intelligent machines in the world, and the machine-net is a network that connects those machines - similar to the way the Internet ties together computers.
By "talking" over the machine-net, a washing machine will "tell" a dishwasher when it has finished its final rinse cycle so both devices aren't pulling from the hot water heater at the same time. The dishwasher will then automatically begin its cycle.
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Someone who is totally selfish and thinks only of them selves.
And there only goal in life is to fulfilll there own need and wants. In other words most of the population of the world.
He's just a self machine.
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A LOVABLE FUNNY LOYAL COMPANION THAT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERYDAY,BUT TAKES CARE OF BUSINESS TO MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE
Bobby is such a Goof Machine , he saved the day by making us all ,laugh.
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A phantom sleeper virus installed on every single PC when it is made. Exactly 2 years after you activate your new PC, the Ghost in the Machine awakens and takes over, slowly destroying it until it no longer turns on.
Symptoms of a Ghost in the Machine include: flickering, forgetfulness, random restarts, a frozen screen comorbid with a persistent hourglass, and random deletion of important files. You may also encounter multiple "errors" and be asked to solve problems you don't know how to solve. Customer support usually pleads ignorance when you call their 1-800 number.
Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "The Ghost in the Machine spooked it and I can't find it now."
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A bird thats easy and get it from anyone.
Mate your gf is a slot machine
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