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The literal definition of depression stuck right in the middle of novato CA. You will not find a single happy soul here that isn't on drugs. If you encounter a freshman be sure to hit them with your car or kill them in any sort of way. To quote the school's principal, "the freshman class of 2022is a literal dumpster fire of human beings.”
"Dude i'm in a pit right now, I feel like i'm back at San Marin High-school."
"Darn dude! Meet me at SRJC and we can smoke some pot."
"Nah man I got to college of Marin”
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Elite of all the armed services in the United states
The United States Marine Corp is acctually worth something, unlike the air-force
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The worst freaking Team in the history of time...........
61 to 0....damn Mariner High's Football Team sucks!
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A bunch of stinky smelly bitches who like to lick sand.
Cadet Corporal Gray of the Royal Marines Cadets smelt stinky, he stormed the beach then laid down and began to lick the sand.
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A k-8 private school in Marin county. This school is “inclusive of all backgrounds and diversity”, but unless you can pay the 40000 $ tuition every year, your exempt. In 8th grade 2022, I can name a whopping 15 out of 80 kids that aren’t white. If you’re a girl, you must wear lulu lemon and wear oversized sweatshirts. Girls also must go to Starbucks every day at or they risk severe withdrawal from their pumpkin spice lattes. Girls must also have played lacrosse for 2 or more years or everyone will basically fuck you for being “unathletic”. Boys must wear khakis and graphic tea shirts to be popular. The teachers also are seemingly blind to whenever any rich fuck twat bullies or shits on everyone. Everyone that attends must also have at least 2 or more houses, or else your considered poor. Moms don’t even have to work, as their rich ass husbands that work in law or finance make enough money to pay for the g wagon that their wives drive to yoga in, and they can still afford their chalet in the Swiss alps, their summer vacation home, and their regular home.
person one:(loudly) OH NO.I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED MY 1300$ IPHONE 13 AND MY AIRPOD PROS ON MY 3000 $ OFF WHITE SHOES.
person 2 to person 3:(Whisper) Rich thunder cunt. He must go to Marin country day school.
person 3: Agreed
Hgrunt is a common name for marines in half life team deathmatch (scientist vs hgrunt)
Hgrunt means Human Grunt
clandude has changed team to Hgrunt
Hgrunt means Human Grunt :P
Marines kill any witnesses of resonance cascade in half-life
Hgrunt Human Grunt Marine :P
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re; male sex: -applying 'grease' of any kind to male 'prime parts', before sexual 'travel' (singly OR plural!)
lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
wut you been doing tom? -marinating my chicken!
i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
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