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When you take your toe that been in your shoe all day ( and probably growing fungi ). You mash your potatoe's with is and serve it at Gordon Ramsay restaurant the Chelsea.
Toe-Mash YUM...
The act of taking a pure shit into a females pussy and making her wet so it slobs out.
Sharon sure did love that sloppy wet Mississippi Mashed Potato.
Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
When bourbon is made in a distillery and you can smell it from miles away
“Wow it really smells like sour mash outside”
Dani mash is a cool girl. Usually a stunner with a jiggly tushy. Likes to watch shows but doesn’t like to finish them. Coolest person and very talented. Has tons of talent, enough to break her glass shower door on hersef
I wish I could be Dani mash
Coolest person ever. Most bestest dancer and knows how to hip pop😀. Everyone wants to be her and be as talented to be able to break ur shower door...
I wish I was as cool as Dani mash
When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.
I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!