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A straight dominant alpha male that's married and has offspring but he's also in a down low relationship with a gay submissive male that serves as a boy to his Daddy and a slave to his Master.
Slave Boy: Daddy Master are you coming over after work today?
Daddy Master: Yeah I'm coming over so have the beer cold and be ready to service me and pay your bi-weekly tribute?
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The best of real life pokemon trainers. They host tournaments in their garages to find worthy opponents. 'Pokemon' they use include 'dogs' and 'chickens'
Michael Vick is a true pokemon master!
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The most amazing fuckin' war hero EVER. He completely pwned a whole alien race on a ring planet and can run fast. He also wears some pretty fuckin sexxxy armor. He is the equal to 1337, Pwned, Owned, and anything else in that category.
Geek 1:"Yo (insert name here) Master Chief completely pwnz.
Geek 2(the one who somehow SPEAKS in 1337):"i kn0, h3 i5 p2377y 4w350m3."
2 guys fighting over first player in Halo 3.
Dude 1:"I wanna pwn as Master Chief."
Dude 2:"well im sure as shit not bein arby, he's a gay alien. Im bein master chief"
Dude 1:(while pucnching dude 2 in the face)"fuck u im bein Master Chief. And y shud u be, u didnt even capitalize his name in your quote."
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1.Someone who turns anything anyone says into a dirty comment
2. The master of the dirty minds
3. Dan
Jen "How low can you go?"
Dan "Was that sexual?"
Jen "What? its a song?"
Dan " No you said how LONG can you go?"
Dan "Wait let me check... o yeh your right lol"
Jen " Wow your such a Gutter Master"
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a connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. a connection is between a pair, once the connection masters have connected them, they are a 'thing'. They work in paris, and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a connection master pair working, and they will not be another pair until this pair have resigned.
there are rules to being a connection master, firstly you can't make connections with bad intensions. Secondly, you can;t be connected ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case tehy are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...
max and ella (the connection master) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other an screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were connected.
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A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal
Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.
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The most kick-ass person in the whole fucking world,
Omg Master Chief is a fuckin' rapist!
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