First of May

First day of outdoor sexual intercourse season.

"First of May, First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton

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May 13

Play soccer day

May 13 is play soccer day

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May 2nd

International angst day :) the day where fanfics are all pain and suffering

person 1: hey it's May 2nd, you know what that means?
person 2: oh god

sarah-may

Metal. Very Metal. And run around like headless chickens.

Did you see her at that concert last night??

Yeah! Doing a total Sarah-May!

May 10

May 10th is the day where you'll tell whoever you want whatever you've needed to tell them in the longest.

"Dude it's May 10th you know what that means ;)"

"No I'm not gonna tell him I like him =/"

MAY 10

May 10 is national kick siblings day! So if you have siblings, prepare to kick them!

I can't wait to kick my sister on MAY 10, National kick my siblings day!!!

May 10

The day where you get witht he person you love and do it for a while. You will end up with them for a long time hopefully and it will be a good one

I cant wait for may 10th!