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Tequila shot with a Clamato back
Bartender: “what kind of shot would you like?”
-“a tequila shot with a clam back”
Bartender: “Oh, you mean a Sweaty Mexican.”
When your morbidly obese Chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a massage.
Hey honey why don't you and the Chihuahua give me a Mexican backrub?
A cat that has Mexican origins. They often meow with a Spanish accent and love a good taco and burrito. (a churro is a favourite as well)
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.
Gerald: Hey have you seen that new kid on the block?
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.
Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.
Similar to the Dutch Oven. Holding the sheet below you and your partners neck and tigh to the bed with your inside hand, then fart and lift you inside hand to release the sheet only to pull it back down as fast as you can creating a wind type "tunnel" toward you partner for them to enjoy you "essence of anus!"
Brady I gave Cassie The Mexican Tunnel last night, she almost got sick!
When your ride doesn't show up and you (and your amigos, if any) have to run to your destination. The more people, the better. Typically, wearing sombreros makes running a Mexican Mile more fun, thus giving it the name.
Our ride bailed out on us so we had to run a Mexican Mile to get to the party.
Folding a match in a matchbook back, and snapping your fingers to ignite it; then motioning your hand like you are closing a zippo lighter to put it out.
n/a see above for Mexican Zippo instructions