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A lad that is an actual gun at soccer and has a lot of friends. He is kind and cares for most people he loves to eat kids.
Michael is a gun
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No one likes Michaels. They don't care about whats around them and what it doesn't benefit them they don't listen. They have a tendency to have a small penis and be bad in bed. They are not confident about their body due to the small extension they have between legs. The company durex created the XXXS size for condoms so that Michaels don't have to die virgins. If you see a Michael say hello and punch him in the balls, he won't feel a thing.
Rebeca: He is hot
Haven: He is a Michael
Rebeca: Fuck small dick...
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Michael is a very funny guy but can get very triggered very easily he punched me at school this is the definition of fake you thought your definition was right WHO THE FUCK DO YA THINK YA IS LIKE MICHAEL IS THE WORST BOYFRIEND EVER HE DUMPED ME IN 2 SECONDS AND HE WILL CHEAT BE WARNED HE IS A FUCK BOY AND A PLAYER JUST LIKE THE NAME PATRICK he is also very ugly and will probably have cancer before he's 30 making his grey hair all fall out. He will swallow your unborn twins and has many feet fetishes including baldness
"oh who? Michael oh the bald and ugly player, now I know
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Michael is a smart and very attractive to women. He is very smooth and nice in bed. He has a micrometer of a small penis.
That Michael is so nice and slick in bed.
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