When you don't believe anything anyone has said/did
OR it can mean as a joke.
EXAMPLE ONE:
Person1: I say that the computer failed.
Person2: Failed my ass!
EXAMPLE TWO:
Person1: Why didn't you sit at the car?
Person2: Because my ass said so.
THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) πβοΈ
person: whAt is 1+1?
person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ΓΆ
When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww
But it's nice π
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!
He jizz on my ass!
Missourian slang to show exclamation
Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer
Missourian slang for excitement
Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya
1π 1π
In a sexual context, relating to and fetishizing necrophilia from the victim's perspective.
"UGH!! Why won't Brad just necro my ass already!!"
When one gay male wants to have his Anus stimulated by another male.
Adam said " Trent take a flying suck off my ass"