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Along with paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn is the most common side effect of cocaine.
asshole: "What is that outside?"
you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."
asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."
you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."
Ninja Rowson is one of the best maths teachers to have. He will perform a dance called the Ninja dance where he moves around as If he was a ninja whilst impersonating a Chinese/Japanese accent. He is a good teacher although sometimes he gets in a strop and sits back down in his chair for around 10 minutes of the 60 minute lesson you have with him .
"It's not fair you have an alright maths teacher" - Tyler
" what are you on about you've got Ninja Rowson"
In Oregon Trail II, this term is used when someone in your wagon party dies inexplicably from cholera.
Jebediah has died of ninja cholera.
How the hell?!
When you send someone a naked picture of themselves that they don't know you took. Especially useful as a pick-up technique.
"Dude, Anna just sent me a ninja sext!!"
"What do you mean?"
"She just sent me a picture of MY penis, but I've never been naked in front of her? WTF??"
"True ninja broseph. She's a ninja sext master."
(noun) 1. a player of the online FPS Infiltration who displays a marked ability to kill an opponent with great speed at close ranges. often while armed with a knife.
2. a player that fires on opposition forces to great effect, while moving or concealed in deep shadows.
3. a player who kills most or all of the enemy team without being shot or disabled. Often a veteran that is picking up slack for a noob and deserves praise.
4. a skilled INF player who commands respect, despite using overt tactics.
5. used derogatorily towards players that uses cheap or cheesy ambush tactics that do not reveal their location. Also a player that does not give quarter, especially in the first few seconds of combat, when quarter may be due.
6. any person or object stealthy, skilled, armed with a gun, treacherous or otherwise similar to an INF ninja.
1. Dude, no way you can kill him with that knife. Holy shit you just did! you are an INF ninja!
2. Who, I almost shot you man. you're an INF ninja in those shadows.
3. Oh snaps! our INF ninja is taking tan-team OUT!!
4. Watch out, that guy with the SAW is an INF ninja.
5. Arg! I take ten steps and I'm dead. Damn INF ninjas!
6. Man, those guys in the film Returner were INF ninjas.
To masturbate/fap silently.
Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper