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You don't need long nails
You don't need long nails
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An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.
"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"
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Sometimes you do the pounding and sometimes you get pounded.
Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail.
And some people are always the hammer.
Richard is such a nail.
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April 25 is National Clip Your Toe Nail Day. It is common practice on this day to not only clip your own toe nails, but also find someone who needs to clip their toe nails and let them know. A simple “Hey it’s National Clip Your Toe Nails Day” will suffice. However it is also encouraged to ridicule your victims lightly for having monstrous and disgusting toenails. This national holiday can be traced back to the Wamapoke tribe who originated from Americas southwest region in Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Nevada In the late 1600s. For them it was the time of year they trimmed their horses nails and as a tribute of honor to their majestic steeds they would also trim their own toe nails.
“Hey it’s national clip your toe nails day!”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”
Does Vinegar make your nails smelly.
Does vinegar make your nails smelly.
Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.
Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.
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An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.
"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."
"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."
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